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Read our funny clean computer jokes.

 

What happens if your computer falls on the floor?  It'll slip a disk.

What is the first sign that a computer is getting old?  Loss of memory.

What does a baby computer call its father?  Data.

Computers do not have brains. They only think they do.

My computer really isn't nervous. It's just a little ANSI.

What do you call a computer virus?  A terminal illness.

What is an astronaut's favorite computer key?  The space bar.

To err is human. But if you really want to mess things up, you need a computer.

Why are there bugs in computers?  They're looking for bytes to eat.

A computer can make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

 

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