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Clean Computer Jokes
What happens if your computer falls on the floor? It'll slip a disk.
What is the first sign that a computer is getting old? Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Computers do not have brains. They only think they do.
My computer really isn't nervous. It's just a little ANSI.
What do you call a computer virus? A terminal illness.
What is an astronaut's favorite computer key? The space bar.
To err is human. But if you really want to mess things up, you need a computer.
Why are there bugs in computers? They're looking for bytes to eat.
A computer can make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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